Get to Know Janikowski
Mar 12, 2014 7:29:39 GMT -8
Post by janikowski on Mar 12, 2014 7:29:39 GMT -8
Hello, friends.
I am known by many names to many people -- among them: Sebastian, Sea-Bass, The Polish Powderkeg (not to be confused with The Polish Hammer, Marcin Gortat), Janet, Janitor Kind, The Janitor, TheTruth17, and at least half of the fake Vaughn/Breakers usernames commonly attributed to GemMint1of1. But you can call me Janikowski.
Like many of you, I was an avid collector throughout my childhood in the 80s and early 90s, but I stopped collecting around the same time I discovered that I liked women (and enjoyed having sex with them) and that my time and money were better spent trying to acquire alcohol, various recreational drugs, and pornography. I rediscovered the hobby about 2.5 years ago and joined my first group break shortly thereafter, at which point, I was once again hooked. I first learned about FireHand Cards in late 2012, when I came across several of Chad and Irving's break videos on youtube, and once I realized that they really were the cheapest on the interwebs, I began regularly joining FireHand breaks, and I haven't looked back since.
I almost exclusively collect football, but I will join breaks in just about any sport, if it's a new or particularly interesting product. I also collect a bit of golf, and I'm planning to expand into baseball prospects this season, as well. Like many of you, I really dislike sticker autos, and I hate event-worn rookie memorabilia. Like most of you, I prefer Irving to Chad, but I like Thomas (DT) better than either of them.
Some other pertinent facts about me which you may find useful and/or interesting:
Age: 33
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 165 lbs.
Race: Undecided (NOT Asian)
Penis Length: 9.5" (circumcised)
PC Teams: New York Giants and Oakland Raiders
Main Player PCs: Conner Vernon, Eli Manning, Sebastian Janikowski, George Blanda
Other Player PCs: JaMarcus Russell, Lawrence Taylor, Eric Dickerson, Kenny Stabler, Jacoby Ford, Kendall Wright, Ryan Nassib
Other PCs: Kicker rookie autos, Duke Alumni (all sports)
Favorite PC Card: Tie between (1) 2012 NT Eli Manning Super Bowl Champions auto (10/25); and (2) George Blanda / Sebastian Janikowski 1/1 dual cut auto
Least Favorite Player: Philip Rivers
Second-Least Favorite Player: Philip Rivers
Favorite Products: Topps Chrome FB, Contenders FB, National Treasures FB
All-Time Favorite Insert Set: 2011 Crown Royale FB "Net Fusion"
Favorite Break-Watching Food: Jimmy Dean microwavable sausage biscuits (snack size)
Proudest Hobby Achievement: I built the complete 2013 Bowman Conner Vernon rookie chrome refractor autograph (card no. RCRA-CV) super-rainbow, consisting of at least 20% of the entire print run for each numbered parallel. At last count, I had accumulated: 1 Superfractor (1/1); 2 Prism Refractors (/5); 3 X-Fractors (/10); 5 Red Refractors (/25); 12 Orange Refractors (/50); 17 Gold Refractors (/75); 23 Blue Refractors (/99); and 72 base refractor autos, as well as three of the four 1/1 printing plate autos. I'm currently working on a similar feat with Mr. Vernon's 2013 Topps Chrome rookie auto (card no. 222).
Second-Proudest Hobby Achievement: I am the architect of the revolutionary and wildly popular ChromeTenders FB break.
Fun Fact: I briefly dated Irving in the late-90s (before his sex change operation).
That's about it for now, I guess. If you'd like to know anything about me that I haven't covered here, then you are an incredibly strange person, but feel free to go ahead and ask, I suppose.
Fondly yours,
Janikowski
I am known by many names to many people -- among them: Sebastian, Sea-Bass, The Polish Powderkeg (not to be confused with The Polish Hammer, Marcin Gortat), Janet, Janitor Kind, The Janitor, TheTruth17, and at least half of the fake Vaughn/Breakers usernames commonly attributed to GemMint1of1. But you can call me Janikowski.
Like many of you, I was an avid collector throughout my childhood in the 80s and early 90s, but I stopped collecting around the same time I discovered that I liked women (and enjoyed having sex with them) and that my time and money were better spent trying to acquire alcohol, various recreational drugs, and pornography. I rediscovered the hobby about 2.5 years ago and joined my first group break shortly thereafter, at which point, I was once again hooked. I first learned about FireHand Cards in late 2012, when I came across several of Chad and Irving's break videos on youtube, and once I realized that they really were the cheapest on the interwebs, I began regularly joining FireHand breaks, and I haven't looked back since.
I almost exclusively collect football, but I will join breaks in just about any sport, if it's a new or particularly interesting product. I also collect a bit of golf, and I'm planning to expand into baseball prospects this season, as well. Like many of you, I really dislike sticker autos, and I hate event-worn rookie memorabilia. Like most of you, I prefer Irving to Chad, but I like Thomas (DT) better than either of them.
Some other pertinent facts about me which you may find useful and/or interesting:
Age: 33
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 165 lbs.
Race: Undecided (NOT Asian)
Penis Length: 9.5" (circumcised)
PC Teams: New York Giants and Oakland Raiders
Main Player PCs: Conner Vernon, Eli Manning, Sebastian Janikowski, George Blanda
Other Player PCs: JaMarcus Russell, Lawrence Taylor, Eric Dickerson, Kenny Stabler, Jacoby Ford, Kendall Wright, Ryan Nassib
Other PCs: Kicker rookie autos, Duke Alumni (all sports)
Favorite PC Card: Tie between (1) 2012 NT Eli Manning Super Bowl Champions auto (10/25); and (2) George Blanda / Sebastian Janikowski 1/1 dual cut auto
Least Favorite Player: Philip Rivers
Second-Least Favorite Player: Philip Rivers
Favorite Products: Topps Chrome FB, Contenders FB, National Treasures FB
All-Time Favorite Insert Set: 2011 Crown Royale FB "Net Fusion"
Favorite Break-Watching Food: Jimmy Dean microwavable sausage biscuits (snack size)
Proudest Hobby Achievement: I built the complete 2013 Bowman Conner Vernon rookie chrome refractor autograph (card no. RCRA-CV) super-rainbow, consisting of at least 20% of the entire print run for each numbered parallel. At last count, I had accumulated: 1 Superfractor (1/1); 2 Prism Refractors (/5); 3 X-Fractors (/10); 5 Red Refractors (/25); 12 Orange Refractors (/50); 17 Gold Refractors (/75); 23 Blue Refractors (/99); and 72 base refractor autos, as well as three of the four 1/1 printing plate autos. I'm currently working on a similar feat with Mr. Vernon's 2013 Topps Chrome rookie auto (card no. 222).
Second-Proudest Hobby Achievement: I am the architect of the revolutionary and wildly popular ChromeTenders FB break.
Fun Fact: I briefly dated Irving in the late-90s (before his sex change operation).
That's about it for now, I guess. If you'd like to know anything about me that I haven't covered here, then you are an incredibly strange person, but feel free to go ahead and ask, I suppose.
Fondly yours,
Janikowski